A Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Way the World Works

Sorry to my faithful readers (Laura) for taking so long to update my blog. I recently took a trip out to Brandon, MB. Which I may or may not blog more about later. Anyway, the subject on this blog is the discussion I had with a hitch hiker I picked up just outside of Kenora and drove with to Thunder Bay, stopping in Dryden for Pizza Hut. He kept talking and talking and I remembered I had a tape recorder in the car with me, so I tapped it and transcripted part of it. So without further a due, here it is (note: Italicized font is him talking, the normal is me talking)...

Wait 'til you hear this about the Rolling Stones. It'll blow your mind! What he's doing is creating a war over Bush. He's making everybody hate Bush because he's mad because England got hit.

This is Mick Jagger?

Yea. Because the terrorists bombed the subway... the ah... Metro in England right now. You know why that got hit? 'Cause they signed with Bush! The only country that never agreed with Bush... Is Canada! That's why we're the only country that won't have a terrorist attack. And these things they call terrorist attacks are just religious people that are correct. Okay? There's no such thing as terrorists, okay? They're not terrorists. Bush and the army, they're terrorists. Don't think that these people, who just lost their oil plus half of their population, are terrorists because they're not. They're just fighting back. And they've tried to fight back every other way, now they have to kill to get back, okay? And that's what the "Good Book" will explain to you that when there is a religious war God does have to come back to clean up this mess it's not going to be pleasant. Unfortunately, psychotic killers, there is a way you have to deal with them, you have to take your and sword go back at 'em the same way. You cannot go back at them by saying correct things and training them because they've learned to live a certain way of killing and bashing and psychologically damaging. The only way to bring them down is the same way they bring judgment, that's their judgment. Understand? They have to be killed otherwise they kill. That's all. You see? That's why we're going to have a nice religious war. It's pretty good, know what I mean? I have nothing to worry about I'm here forever. I know that.

Yea.

And I know that, but uh, I feel the time is near. Not only my time but time is near. So uh, in this sense. In this world. This world as it is now, it all has to be scratched, brought back to the drawing book, and... we need the youth, we need everybody because the education, the schooling - 12 years of schooling, are all shoving. There's a limit on education. Every things monitored! Even your schooling is monitored, you know? They know how much you learned that year and at how fast you're progressery is. You understand? It's incorrect! All the education is incorrect! All the psychological, it's incorrect! We're all under control! And we've been under control all our life! They're controlling our foods, they're putting stuff in our meat and everything so we don't get too aggressive and you know why? Because they're afraid of us! Do you know why everything is 24 hours now? Like grocery stores and things? Because they're sick of looking over their shoulders! You can't even buy a quart of milk now without fear, the real fear called Aids! Did I screw that family? Did I kill that family? Did I hurt them? You know what I mean?

Uh huh.

They're afraid now! Do you know the police and everybody are so scared? They know what's coming. You know what I mean? Because it's these times, you are in Hell. That's what I believe, and I believe it can only get better from here. So, this I look at as the bottom. Right now, if we continue to let this thing go, the way it is, we're finished. We're in trouble. Just like we have been all our life so we have to change this, right? The earth will heal itself, everything in time heals itself, right? So the environment is going to heal itself in time. There'll be no problem with that. But as long as we continue the educational thing, the psychological thing, all things, you know... I've walked into offices and I remember when they were persecuting me and throwing me in jail, I spent time in jail for things I'm not guilty of. Things they've exaggerated and fabricated a little story like this, 'cause I get angry. Anger's a perfect emotion. But they know how to push your button. You see? They teach cops and sociologists, psychologists how to push buttons. They teach that. And when they know how to push your button, they're groovin' in life. Because they can just push anyone's button in life, okay? And when they push your button, then your wrong. It's just "Oh, call the police." Then you'll talk it out, then you go to jail. And they make all kinds of money on that, right? And I've walked into the office for institutionalization because the cops, you know they'd say "Oh, this guy's crazy. He's sick. He needs help." Okay? So I've walked into these places, and I've walked into one of these places for three or four hours one time. And there's sociologists, psychologists, criminologists, I had them all in front of me, analyzing me and at the end of it they said "Mr. McCloud, you have no mental illness, no blood disorder. Do you know that?" They said, "You're correct!" You know how I started that interview? I walked in there, and the walls were all covered with these diplomas, and I said "You know what? You can take all these diplomas and shove them where the sun don't shine! Because that's where they belong!" I said "Lace up your boots! And walk the walk! The natural walk. Because you're going to learn some things you'll learn what world you're in. You're in Hell, my friend." And they just looked at me and then they wanted to analyze me, and they understand that I am correct. I took an IQ test, I can't get the results. And I said "How come?" Because my IQs a little... They're afraid of it. You know? I don't know what happened or what I did right, but my father was a dairy man, so I drank a lot of milk and dairy products when I was young. That's all I can figure out. So I still love my milk, right? I believe you gotta drink milk. And, you look at a cow, okay? And a cow, all it's life eats that grass, right? How come they're so big? How come they can produce milk? You know, you can take a half litre of milk and you know there's more vitamins and more minerals in that half litre of milk than a steak sandwich... er, steak meal? You know, explain it to me? It's the truth! It really is! That's why, I can't really afford it yet, but when I can afford to eat the way I want to eat...

Uh huh.

I'm going to be 100, 100, 100%! Right now I'm not. You understand? But I do want to stay in touch with nature and the truth of life because that is what saved me. Plus my experience in life and life experiences and they've done so many bad things to me, but I'm not going to point the finger. And I don't want to continue to, all my life, uh... I see people all my life that sue, sue, sue because they made a mistake. And, they tie it up, tie it up in court so that just before they're dead then they give them their money. It's not about money for me so I don't wanna sue ya. I don't care about that. You understand? And I understand that suing just makes my death hurried up because there's people like John Lennon, like Bruce Lee. I see people like John F. Kennedy. They were all murdered, don't let it fool you. Them murders were strategically put in play. The Beatles, if they were to stay in the music industry because they were on top, nobody would have beat The Beatles or Elvis Presley, okay? They were telling the truth, okay? So they killed them! Gone, right? How took over? Jagger! Why was he put there? How come this Jagger is worth $400-$500 Million right now? Why?!?! Don't tell me, okay? Don't tell me, because I know the answer, you know what I mean? I've went out there and I've met all these people. I've hung out with Mick and Keith, played pool. The only one that... Keith. Keith was the one who said "Why are you putting us on a pedestal?" I says, you know "I can't believe I'm having a beer and shooting pool with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards," I says "You guys are stars, man!" He says "Hey I piss and shit just like you," I says "You're right." he says "Forget about it. Be natural." Cause, Keith Richards is somebody who's controlled over by Mick. He's (Mick) a dominating person.

Yeah.

He runs the whole show man. You can't get a piece of his pie. That's why he's so rich, you know what I mean? He took some business courses, he took some advertising courses and he knows how to get up there and act, right? But he's also telling the truth. Now he's starting to understand the importance that God is real! Oh yeah! Yeah! So now he's turned the tables. He's got himself knighted by the Queen because he knows the Queen is going down. And he understands that when the Queen goes down we're all going down. So God has used him in a good way, because he's got knighted by the Queen, he answered same-sex marriage but really, you know what he's done? He's started the war. He's started the war and now God is going to return order. Do you understand what I mean? He started the ball rolling for the good. So he did so much, and I don't think it was his choice, they put him there. They told him "This is what you're going to do bah, bah, bah" So he said, "Okay. I want all these nice things in life anyway." So he did. But you know what? Mick Jagger really is a good guy, okay? But, he now has to repent. This is his repentance. You understand? He's going to tell the truth about Bush, he's starting to tell the truth. That's why I give him credit, right? He's a smart guy, he really is a smart guy. There's not really that many people with that kind of intelligent level, you understand? I have the same kind of level. I don't know where he's at but I know that I'm somewhere in the same way but you don't have to see God through the intelligence. You just have to walk natural to get there, to understand? Do not underestimate anyone or anything in this world. You have to be natural.