Saturday, July 16, 2005

Untitled

:(

9 Comment:

At 11:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gettin' a little lax in your postings, eh! could at least have put down some hockey highlights from friday night. Eh!

Patrick
(Not having a blog gives me the right to poke fun at others who do)

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger TU said...

Sorry, I guess I didn't take the people who aren't particularily "in the know" as far as my life goes into consideration.

:( = I'm now single.

 
At 9:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel for your singularity. so here are some inspirational words from a friend of ours'. well, marginally inspirational.

"Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You"

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

"Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle."

"Mmmm, free goo."

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

 
At 9:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if that didn't help just drink a 2L bottle of pop.

 
At 9:29 AM, Blogger TU said...

Thanks, Patrick. I think.

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger TU said...

Laura, I don't consider you lowely at all.

As far as your break up cure: Replace ice cream with pizza and Dawson's Creek with Wrestling and a cat with NO cat and I'm with you!

 
At 9:38 PM, Blogger TU said...

unless of course..it's trish stratus. i have the biggest crush on her.

Yet another thing we have in common ;)

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger reppepper said...

I am curious as to whether TU actually bawls during wrestling.

And you could replace "getting" in "getting a cat" with "backing my car over"

and add "repeatedly".

Actually, I like cats, but I'm trying to empathize.

 
At 1:06 PM, Blogger TU said...

Good Simpsons reference!
*hands Richard 10 points*

 

Post a Comment

<< Home