Oh, STFU Travis! And I'm a Coke Addict!
Sorry about my earlier post. I'm just immaturely feeling sorry for myself. Truth be told I'm being less than, less than perfect with my whole trying to get in shape dealie. I've been eating out plenty, getting chips from the convenience store across the street (how inconvenient) and drinking plenty of Coke. Mmmmm... Coke... Sweet black mistress, how I long to suckle at your caffeinated teet... *snaps out of it, wipes drool off of chin*
Hello. My name is Travis and I am a Coke addict. Good. Admitting you have a problem is the first step. (I wish it were also the last step).
Is anyone else a Coke Addict like me? By Coke, I mean pop. I was drinking some the other night, Pepsi I believe it was, while visiting with Ryan. This tall drink of something good was just ever so slightly biting the back of my throat, it was almost painful. One might say it hurt so good! I just can’t seem to shake it. I don’t want to shake it.
*Runs to the window and opens it* “I love you Coke!” *Pours a can of pop down the front of his pants*
Oh my. I’ve hit rock bottom.
posted by TU @ 10:22 AM
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Love the pic of the day. Sitting on my butt watching too much tv has educated me on the hidden assault of coke. Unfortunately I lack the diet language to explain, but if you could switch to diet coke it might make a big difference.
Get me in a restaurant and I will go through easily 4 large glasses of coke perhaps as much as 9 or 10 if the waiter/waitress is on their game. We don't really keep it around the house cause it doesn't last.
This is the right support group isn't it?
You sir, are worse than Hitler.
Some lady says that to Homer, correct? I can't remember the context.
Yes, Eric, a good waiter/waitress can be both a good and a bad thing. If they are slow on refilling my drink then I drink less.
Plus I leave less of a tip, so I save money!
One of the things I've been educated about pop (besides the whole eating away at your teeth thing) is that you body does not register the calories that you get from fluids as well as it does from solid foods, so you can consume much more calories through pop before you feel full.
Support Group: C.C.C.C.C.C.C.
Church of Christ Coca Cola Classic Consumers and Councilors.
Is this our first official meetings?
I noticed that there is no "A" in your letters so I suppose I don't have to change my name to talk about this addiction.
HOLD IT...Big Mama just heard this week that the No. 1 thing accounting for our BIG FAT 'American' over weight problem is not pizza, cakes, donuts, etc. it is SOFT DRINKS!!! So let's get on a water high. Dull maybe, but once you get into it you will want it all the time.
By the way what's STFU, is that something I don't want to know......
S-Stands for "Shut"
T-Stands for "The"
U-Stands for "Up"
By the way who's Big Mama? Is that something I don't want to know?
Instead of giving up soft drinks I am trying for the cancer side effects instead (Diet drinks) which I have always enjoyed anyway (I even liked the original diet Dr. Pepper which I cannot even describe the taste, it just was very distinct).
No neither of you want to know.
With all the anonymous posting going on lately I guess we can call our new group the C. C. C. C. C. C. A.
I hit my *rock* bottom. I guess all that time at the gym has been doing something afterall ;)
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